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we just walk and walk and walk

until we find ourselves alone

Created on 2008-01-09 20:44:20 (#14637584), last updated 2009-01-01

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53 Journal Entries, 2 Tags, 0 Memories, <10 ScrapBook Files, 0 Virtual Gifts, 1 Userpic

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Name:cloud monet
Birthdate:1900-04-05
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Older woman working out with personal trainer: I'm almost 70 years old. Ask me how much I care how I look. I don't even have a mirror in my bathroom. I was just interested in a chemical peel. They wanted to roll my skin up over my head, take out the fat, then roll it down again, not to mention take out my liver and kidney. And the woman that's dragging me around to this stuff? She's a gusher. I hate gushers. She says: "We'll go through this together". She says: "Ask the gods." Can you imagine me asking the gods for a facelift? What blasphemy. She says: "Tell me about yourself". I say: "You mean the heroin addiction?" She says: "Really?" I say: "Yeah, it was after my two daughters were born, when I started robbing banks to support us." Honestly, everything has to be so sordid before someone will listen to you. You have to have an incestuous affair or something. When in reality, I work all day, then come home and watch TV like the rest of the human race.

Women's gym
Studio City, California

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"photography", (anonymous), accents, assorted faggotry, assorted lulz, axial wobbles, being telepathetic, bitching, bizarre analogies, coffee, conga lines, crackwhores, doodling, dvd, eeeewwww, escapees, eurovisionism, excellent choice!, fingerless gloves are pointless, fortunatus, go away, google search history, grocery shopping, gwen stefani, half-assed vegetarianism, having shitty gaydar, hotels, i am electro boy, i hate you internet, jesse lacey, jewish party music, jujubes, karma popos, lacking good taste, lol emos, lol no, lurking, moderate weather, mondegreens, mon€y, musicals, not hospitals at all, oddly-shaped confections, over-accessorizing, pandas, pizza, play until you win, reading, regina spektor, salve regina, she's just being miley, sparkly vampire husbands, srsly now, stupid interests, sunny weather, surely you jest, swing music, swooshy hair, that's a bad idea, the answer is no, the word "sizeable", threatening to go abroad, toothpaste, trolling bookshops, tv shows everyone hates, unlikely covers, unseasonal carols, urban legends, wah wah wah, whimsical shoes, winning, you stupid ho, your right to party

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